I got up early this morning and decided to take a few quiet minutes and look at the new crop of catalogs.
The first one, one of Audrey's', had a pair of short cowboy boots to DIE for! (If I survive this wedding, I am SO totally buying them. In RED....) And there were some cute tunics and sweaters.
The next one of Audrey's catalogs featured tiny little clothes with lots of cut-outs. Hmmm...not interested.
Then I got to the catalog with MY name on it. It was called 'Easy Comforts' and the cover featured diabetic socks. I'll be honest, I LIKE socks that don't leave rings around my ankles so I looked further. There were salves and ointments and colorful canes. Also featured were pill crushers and granny shoes and walkers and large bibs. I thought to myself, Gosh I wonder when the kids will start buying this stuff for Larry and me.
Then I turned the page, and right there under the bladder control panties I saw it.
Something that I had only heard about in Sex and the City.
Something that made me blush.
Yep, it was the "rabbit". (A personal (ahem) body massager.)