Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Perhaps I Should Just Drink....

As I was driving home from work today, i glanced over at the bottle of Sangria that Laura had sent home with me.

Sangria is my personal favorite.

So I was thinking to myself - 

Tonite I am going home and I am going to be PRODUCTIVEGAL!!!!

And I started making up a little mental list of what I needed to do to get my bathroom clean.

And number one on my list was - 

Vacuum all the cat food out of the bathtub.

Sigh.

Wait -

Isn't Dance Moms on tonite?  

I bet that would go well with Sangria.

Productivegal can wait until tomorrow night.


Wednesday, January 23, 2013

It's the Little Things....

Last night we were just falling asleep when I realized that I'd forgotten to DVR "The Taste" for Larry.  

As we all know, The Taste is hosted by Nigella Lawson.

And as we all know, she is one of Larry's particular favorites.

English Muffin Indeed.

The conversation went like this:

Me:  Oh Honey, I forgot to DVR Nigella's new show for you!
Larry:  Is she naked in it?
Me:  No.  It's an American production.
Larry:  No British Bikinis?
Me:  Nope.
Larry:  That's ok.  
Me:  Wait - she WAS blindfolded.
Larry:  You're killing me Smalls.....

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

A Small Transaction with Neve...

This morning Neve found an old glass piggy bank full of pennies.

She brought it to me and asked if I could get the pennies out.  Being an agreeable sort of person, I said sure.

I jiggled and jiggled the piggy bank until all of the pennies were free.

I hadn't paid attention to the fact that Neve was putting the pennies in her purse as fast as I was jiggling them out.

So, Neve, I said, do you want to put the pennies back into the piggy bank?

Uh, No, she said - as she zipped up her purse and walked away.

I guess that "Nice doing business with you sucker" was just implied.......


Don't let the dress and kitten fool you....