Me: Mental note ~ never leave Sminky alone with your wedding dress...
|Sminky feeling like a princess...|
Mary: That doesn't look like my dress!!
Me: Well, not anymore....
|always a brides cat, never a bride...|
Mary: WHAT PART OF THE DRESS IS IT????
Mary: Thanks for trying to freak me out!!!!
(For the record, Sminky was playing in some old curtains...)