What NOT to Text to a Bride-to-Be....

We're keeping Mary's wedding dress at our house so that Lance can't see it.  On the day we brought the gown to Mary at the bridal salon for her fitting, I sent her the following text and picture:

Me:  Mental note ~ never leave Sminky alone with your wedding dress...

Sminky feeling like a princess...

Mary:  That doesn't look like my dress!!

Me:  Well, not anymore....

always a brides cat, never a bride...

Mary:  WHAT PART OF THE DRESS IS IT????

Me:  LOL!!

Mary: Thanks for trying to freak me out!!!!

Me:  Trying???


(For the record, Sminky was playing in some old curtains...)