Yesterday Mary called me - she's already at the lake - Mary: Mom, make sure that you don't forget my dress! Me: I am all over it. Audrey is running down to get it tonite. Mary: What dress are you talking about?
Me: Your dress for the rehearsal dinner that you left in Fairfax. Mary: MOM!! I meant my WEDDING DRESS!! Me: Holy Crap!! That isn't even on my radar!! (OMG, I need to get more SLEEP!!!)