Me: Larry, HOW do you get this travel cup OPEN??
Larry: Which one is it?
Larry: Just turn it.
Me: It doesn't work!
Me: How do you open that travel mug of yours?
Audrey: Which one?
Me: The one with the books and crap on it.
Audrey: Just turn it.
(Still not able to get coffee out and by the way, I just want to mention that I hadn't had any coffee AT ALL so far..) (And it is, like, noon.)
Me: HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS THING???
Audrey: Just turn it! It says open and closed - right?
Me: IT. IS. NOT. WORKING.
Audrey: How much coffee do you have in there?
Me: About 1/2 full. Oh. I guess you need to tip it more than usual.
Audrey: Yeah, mom.
Then the rapt audience in the front of the Jetta decided to weigh in.
Stuart: What the heck kind of a coffee mug is that??
Me: SHUT UP. DON"T JUDGE ME.
I blame menopause.
|Larry and Stu celebrating UK's win!|