Monday, January 23, 2012


I am sitting here crying my way thru Grey's Anatomy.  You know the one - it's the one where Callie is in the wreck and they are singing all thru it.  The songs they chose 'Chasing Cars', 'How to Save a Life', 'Just Breathe', all get to me anyway, and it certainly doesn't help that this is the episode that they aired 2 nights before Audrey fled the nest and moved to North Carolina.

And also today I have been cold then unbearably hot and I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!

Forget what they say in the Bible about childbirth.  The REAL punishment for eating that apple is MENOPAUSE !!!!

Yeah you deliver children writhing in pain - but only if you didn't get an epidural.  And then the pain ends. 

At this point in my life, I am pretty sure that menopause will never end.  That I will spend the next 10 years like I've spent the last 10 years - a hot-flashing hormonal mess.

No wonder they all moved out!!

1 comment:

  1. I'm just throwing this out there--feel free to disagree. But I know a guy who can get you epidurals and demeral and such. I hook a sista (mama?) up.

    also, it'll be over soon and you won't have to deal with that pesky "functioning" uterus anymore!!