Audrey and I were returning from a quick medicinal trip to IKEA and I was wondering outloud if the lifeguards would let me take my little hand weights into the pool.
Auds: I don't know....
Me: Well, they let me wear my crocs in the pool.
Auds: Why do you wear crocs in the pool, mom???
Me: The plastic grating on the bathroom floor hurts my feet so it is just easier to keep my crocs on.
Auds: What about lake shoes?? That would be more elegant..
Me: I wear a swimsuit with a skirt, Audrey. I wear sunglasses that make me look like a blind James Earl Jones. And lets not even talk about what my hair looks like.
Auds: (musingly) Yeah...Elegant...I guess that boat sailed awhile ago...
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