Audrey, proud new renter of what we used to call Shayne and Jess's condo - which is now known as Audrey's condo*, decided to come along to play a game my daughters love called "Let's see if we can actually spend ALL of mom's checkbook at the commissary".
We did a pretty good job of it if I do say so myself and now I know that my baby won't starve....
AND we even got to play a bonus round - i.e. we had Larry's PX charge card and as the clerk was ringing us up I mentioned to Audrey that this was the reason that Larry was the only one who had a card for this account.... (Who knew that Audrey had a Martha Stewart addiction??)
So we crammed all of our purchases into Larry's little red Jetta, picked Larry up after his class was over and headed back to Manassas.
As we were nearing the rest stop I noticed in the rear view mirror that there was an idiot driving right on my bumper.
I even said "Look at that idiot right on my bumper!! I can't go any faster! I am already going 70 miles an hour......"
That's when the blue lights started flashing.
That's pretty much when my heart palpitations started.
I pulled over on the shoulder and the cop whizzed on by.
Undoubtedly laughing his ass off.
By the way, did you know that that section of I-66 the speed limit is actually 55 miles per hour??
I am very aware of that now.....
|I was hoping he'd have nice lady-like pink cuffs.....|