Audrey and I have a love/hate relationship with the movie "Stepmom". We sit and get mad at the daughter actor - I mean who talks like that without getting smacked? And we cry and cry. And we generally make the same remarks.
This morning I was flipping thru the channels and saw that Stepmom was playing and since it was about half way thru so I turned it on. I figured it was safe.
I was by myself.
What a mistake.
I was sniffling as I texted Audrey -
Me: Stupid Stepmom movie.
Me: We didn't sing and do choreographed dances enough as a family. I hereby apologize.
Audrey: I feel like you say that every time you watch Stepmom. ...we've forgiven you...as a family. It's ok.
Me: I want Susan Sarandon's wardrobe. It's classic.
Me: And her house too.
Me: Thank you. And the two of them riding that ONE horse in the snow?? Did they not watch The Horse Whisperer?
Audrey: Apparently not...
Then we had to stop texting because she was at work and I couldn't see to text anymore because I was frankly sobbing by then.